Because the zodiac has changed. What you long believed was your astrological sign may not be your astrological sign. The dates for the Western zodiac calendar have, it turns out, shifted , with each one starting later — like, a lot later. If you were a Capricorn born in early to mid-January, you're now a Sagittarius.
Cancers born in early to mid-July?
Stop being such emotional cry-babies. You're actually Geminis.
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Oh, and there's a new 13th astrological sign now: Ophiuchus. Sounds like a "Matrix" character, we know. But those of you born between Nov. Nail salon matches mani to your astrology. Before you go barreling headfirst into a new relationship, the stars might have something ugly planned for you and your latest S.
Scorpio Dates: The Leap Year Bump
Lucky for us, the AstroTwins are here to tell us the definite DON'Ts for each sign and why it's best avoid them like the zodiac plague. Don't date: Capricorn December January Aries are rule breakers and Capricorns are rule makers. You'll constantly feel criticized for your renegade style which can frighten well-behaved Cap.
Spontaneity is your jam. Capricorn can't even go to dinner without making a reservation. You're both high achievers, but workaholic Capricorn is married to the job.
You may feel like you're in a polyamorous relationship with Capricorn's boss—and good luck getting that Recommended Daily Allowance of attention every Aries needs. Don't date: Aquarius January 20 to February Although you like your rules and traditions, Aquarius' wiring feels downright robotic to you. In relationships, you're all warmth and heart—with a side of vintage champagne and French chocolates. Aquarius operates on a confusing paradox of logic and rebellion—and they're far too egalitarian and after a few dates, cheap to pay for your luxe indulgences.
Things could get experimental between the sheets, but in the real world? A total buzzkill. Don't date: Scorpio October November The seductive game playing is undeniably hot in this combination with both of you volleying naughty Snapchats and sexting throughout the day. But things go south when you try to seal the deal.
You thought this was a cool flirtation and you just want to "see what happens. With their willpower and manipulative charm, you'll quickly become the sub to their dom. Don't date: Sagittarius November December Wild, freewheeling Sagittarius rushes into your life like a whirling tornado—and sometimes, that's just what you need to get yourself out of that shell. But you can't ride that inconsistent wave pattern long without throwing your fragile sensibilities into a state of extreme anxiety.
Archer's insane social and travel schedule will clash with your nesting instincts and longing for one-on-one time. When you're baring your soul, Sagittarius cracks a joke—and won't understand why certain things like spending time with family are a big deal to you.
The disconnect is just painful. Don't date: Pisces February 19 to March Dreamy, dazzling Pisces will instantly enchant you. At last!
There are three different types of Scorpio people depending on the date of birth ...
The magical playmate who will cuddle up with you in Never-Never Land. You could literally lose your foothold in reality staying up til' dawn with this nocturnal creature. But beneath the fantasy-fueled veneer, Pisces' somber moods can get stormy and depressive. You'll take it personally—and even freak out—when Pisces goes dark, ignoring your texts for longer-than-a-Leo-can-manage spell. And neither of you has much willpower when it comes to your money. This one could leave you in debt!
Don't date: Libra September October Someone who can appreciate your refined and discerning tastes—and actually volley back some decent suggestions of their own. The first few dates will be pure magic…if you can get them scheduled. You demand definites. Libra speaks in "call me maybe's. Libras can barely commit to a dinner plan. And they refuse to be rushed into a romantic entanglement. Your patience will wear thinner than angel hair pasta, bringing out the frustrated mean girl in you—not a good look, Virgo!